Just calling things like we see them.

Nope. World's doomed in ecological overshoot and our excellent shirts, hats, and hoodies are the least of your problems. Ethical consumerism yeah right lolz.

End of the world: plant yer garden 4 real and live it up with yer Best Ruin friends and family.

Your Best Ruin family are simple native Brooklynite neo-Green doomers, just looking for love.

Nah: law's clear on parody and yer Best Ruin friends and family include bitter civil liberties lawyers trying to control their anger.

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Not just no, but hell no. We're lifers.